“Girls” shouldn’t play football because they…
…might get hurt
Praise Jesus, no man has ever been hurt playing the sport!
…don’t know the game
By God, I never knew the male reproductive organ included knowledge about football!
…might cry if they lose
So, male athletes who have cried aren’t men?
…are ladies, and ladies shouldn’t play a sport like football
So, men who are considered gentlemen ought not play the game either, right?
…don’t get that football is a man’s sport
Please define “a man’s sport?”
…aren’t as strong as guys
Thankfully, every man is of the same size and weight, so we don’t need to think about this logically
…have all those other sports
Men do, too.
…might see a guy, you know, without clothes on
Your mom saw your dad that way, and, sadly, you were the result
…should stick to themselves
Yes, segregation has a long record of success everywhere it’s been practiced
…are trying to force men and women to play together, and that doesn’t happen
Tennis, anyone?
…are… well, never mind because it’s obvious you’re one of those people who think women can do anything, including play football
You finally said something that made sense.
