Dear Democrats,

Leave me alone.

My phone number has made it into your clutches. And your constant calls and texts are annoying.

Your party doesn’t care about me. Spare me nice rhetorical responses; you simply want my vote next month.

When your party demonstrates a real commitment to middle-class Americans, instead of those associated with monied interests, then I’ll consider responding to your pleas.

But until then, go away.

Oh, and in case any Republican is reading this and getting any ideas, I’ve got a message for you, too: You’re worse.

Thank you.