Please let me know if you are

Gay or straight

White, black, brown or other

Married or single

A parent, or not.

Please let me know if you have

Blue, green or brown eyes

Blond, brunette or red hair

A dog, a cat or some other animal

Lots of money, or not.

Please check off the boxes

One after the other

And if you check the right ones

We can be friends, or not.