Imagine getting a phone call or a text informing you that you might have been exposed to coronavirus…because you visited a strip club.

Yes, for a few of those people that might be an awkward moment. (Is that being sufficiently discreet?)

The Guardian reports that one employee at one Canadian strip club might have exposed more than 500 people to coronavirus.

“You know how long it’s going to take them to chase down 550 guys, half of which probably gave fake ID or information,” Andrew Morris, a professor of infectious diseases at the University of Toronto told the Associated Press.

No, actually I don’t.