Give me what I want
And all will be well.
Dare do something else
And I’m ready to unleash hell.
You toil longer than I ever would
But don’t you call me lazy.
You fail to see my greatness?
My God, you must be crazy.
In fact, from where I sit
I’m the smartest person around.
An outsider looking in,
Where all those critics abound.
I end with a reminder
Of what really matters most.
Me. Me. Me.
I do so proudly boast.
