Give me what I want

And all will be well.

Dare do something else

And I’m ready to unleash hell.

You toil longer than I ever would

But don’t you call me lazy.

You fail to see my greatness?

My God, you must be crazy.

In fact, from where I sit

I’m the smartest person around.

An outsider looking in,

Where all those critics abound.

I end with a reminder

Of what really matters most.

Me. Me. Me.

I do so proudly boast.