No, I’ve not gone off the deep end. And, no, I didn’t put anything in my soft drink or iced tea.

You read that headline correctly: A concert for plants.

The Guardian has the 411.

Attendees of the first post-lockdown concert at Barcelona’s Liceu opera house next week will not need masks or gloves, nor will they be required to observe physical distancing.

But they might like to take along a nice comfy pot and a little water to prevent their roots from drying out as a string quartet serenades them, fittingly, with Puccini’s Crisantemi (Chrysanthemums).

You want to watch. You know you want to watch. So, here’s how.