The glass was wet. Very wet. That’s why I needed to use my other hand to drink. If I’d have dropped it, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA would have laughed at me!
In fact, the Constipation from the wet glass made the ramp slippery. VERY slippery. Some people told me they think the DEEP STATE was behind all of this!
My speech. They loved my speech. So many people told me they loved the speech! Best Speech at West Point ever. Much better than Obama.
LAW AND ORDER!