STANFORD: Moving all on-ground classes online for at least two weeks

According to the Stanford University website,

The university is actively monitoring the local and global health situation and is taking precautionary measures in an effort to help limit the spread of infection.

For the final two weeks of winter quarter, classes will not meet in person but will move to online formats. Large-group events also are being canceled or adjusted.

Here’s your plan

Here’s your “plan”

Keep the death toll low

Fewer numbers of deaths

Than that flu from long ago.

You then can claim

This wasn’t the worst

And you can still boast

You should stay first.

You say you know

More than anyone in time

The doctors play their roles

In some chilling pantomime.

Keep the sick on a ship

Hey, they have a great view!

Because all you want is to stay at

Sixteen Hundred Pennsylvania Avenue.